The Vikki with a [V]

This person was so sure that I would never write about him ... I was so sure, that I could write a book about him, before I even blinked my eyes. Meet 'Vikki' ... the chocolate hero of Bangalore. A slap-stick comedian, and a hearth-throb of Bangalore teenage gals. My first cousin, and an awesome friend of mine.

We were Siamese twins since birth. Always together. If God hadn't created separate genders, we would be called the closest couple. Math makes him wet his pants, Cricket runs in his blood, and a he's a big-time fan of WWF (now its WWE i think).

A real funny guy, his one-liners are hilarious. From the time he had to bathe in front of the cows (who were so agitated that day) to the time he was attacked when he was doing what he does best (answering nature's call) ... the thought of him is enough to burst out laughing. His cell-phone contact list is over-populated with names of girls from different colleges; his endless affairs, fights with chinkis, the bashings he receives from his dad, his sister's verbal attacks, all makes him our most adored brother. He is always apprehensive of what I write about him ... so i'll limit myself this time ... he's an 'item' to watch out for ... although he seems to be scared of commitments, he is open to casual flings ...

The guy works ... in a mutual funds company called Franklin Templeton ... don't talk to him about work ... his work is real boring ... but the moolah it involves is the more exciting part ... he may not buy you anything in the interval of a movie ... but he surely fills your stomach with his side-splitting gags. This is Vikki with a [V] !!