And my choice is ... (?)

Charlie has his 3 angels. There's the stunning Lucy Liu, the charming Cameron Diaz, and the cute Drew Barrymore. But have you heard of Suhas' angels ? You haven't ? Great ... I can now post this article with full fanfare.

Earlier, I mean when I started watching Hindi movies ... I was interested in the story ... not the heroines ... Madhuri smiled too much and that freaked me out ... Kajol looked like she was just emerging from a charcoal factory ... Manisha Koirala's cholesterol content bounced up and down ... Raveena Tandon was too male(ish) ... Sonali Bendre was taken (by my brother, and I didn't want to have any conflicts with him as he would be sponsoring my education) ... and the rest of them weren't just consistent enough.

But then came Sanjay Leela Bhansali ... no he's not a heroine ... but he brought Aishwarya Rai ... I know she existed much before ... but the moment I saw her in 'Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam' ... I fell flat ... unconscious ... for 3 whole weeks ... doctors' had said I wouldn't make it. I had gone bonkers ... she was perfect for me ... of course I'd have to convince her not to cook fish at home, but it was clear ... her name was about to become Aishwarya Suhas. But things failed to remain the same ... as her popularity grew ... her texture changed ... she became more plastic ... artificial ... her talk, her walk, her personality ... was so hypocritical. She looked atrocious at the Cannes Film Festival ... that blew the lid off me ... I was back into being 'single' again !!

There was a lull for sometime ... models, beauty pageants rushed into the movie industry like a flock of sheep ... they all looked so stupid ... Sameera Reddy was being talked about always ... she's the size of a hippo I have in my backyard ... Lara Dutta has nothing apart from her smile ... Tanushree Dutta is so ugly-looking ... Hema Malini is more gorgeous than Esha ... Soha Ali Khan is creepy lookin ... Bipasha's voice is like that of Amitabh's ... all crap !

But somewhere ... in 3 different places ... were born ... 3 angels ... Suhas' angels ... and they took my life by storm ... stole my sleep ... and blinded my eyes ... the Miss World Priyanka Chopra who stunned me in Bluffmaster ... the girl from London ... someone who swept me off like the hurricane Katrina ... she's Katrina Kaif ... and the good ol' Bangalore Beauty ... Deepika ... i'm watching Om Shanti Om 7 times, putting my life in peril, just to keep her happy !!

Now Deepika is 21 yrs ... Katrina is 23 ... Priyanka is around 26. My parents don't mind ... as long as I marry a 'girl' ... but I'm real confused.

Ok I do know Charlie doesn't marry his angels ... but hello ... I'm no Charlie ... Charlie is embarrassed to even show his face !!

If all 3 of you girls are reading this blog ... I'm sorry but am real confused ... I would have married all 3 of you ... but I cant have violence at home ... but until I decide ... don't ya dare play around. Especially you Deepika ... MS Dhoni is from a loser team ... and he's cut is hair to impress you ... pathetic fella ... and Katrina ... Salman is gonna go to jail, that's for sure ... and he's crossed 40 ... ol' man he is !!

And dad ... if you are reading this ... i'm gonna gift U a DVD of 'Pretty Woman' which comes with a free Julia Roberts poster ... so please don't tell mom about all this (this'll surely work !)