Diaper dilemma

I have learnt the fine art of changing baby diapers. Of course, it took the birth of my nephew, for me learn this arduous task (which is obvious because none of us at home wear diapers otherwise). Life today is so confusing, there's so much to choose from, it would have been much easier if babies could decide on which product suits them best.

There's Pampers, Huggies, Johnsons, and more that follow. Few like Pampers and Huggies come with offers such as, buy 9 and get 2 free, which generally lures rookie customers such as 'me'.

And then, there are confusing terms such as pads, nappies and diapers. Of course, I try my best not to get confused ... I remember it in special ways, such as, diapers are those that makes a baby's bottom look huge ... and so on ...

Thanks to Velcro Technology, changing diapers today is real easy. Its just covering up the baby's bottom, and fastening. To this add lots of baby crying, his refusal to lie down, the diaper sliding below to his knees, and it getting wet immediately after successfully changing it. Diapers may have come with new technology, but what the heck can you do if the baby keeps wailing. I just deviate his mind by making such weird faces, one would think I suffer from Kidney stones ... but it works ... and voila ... job's done ... but in a few seconds ... its soaking wet again ... sheesh !!