Tuesday, August 28, 2007

The stalking monster called 'P'

There's this weirdo I know. A supposed-to-be friend of mine. We'll call him 'P'.

P was normal at first. Good guy. Studious. Was an arm's distance away from girls.

M.Sc came and a sudden hormonal imbalance took place. He became a weirdo. A sudden gush of testosterone resulted in a sudden urge to get married as fast as possible.

It always happens this way. When puberty gets delayed, these side effects are imperative. Same case with 'P'. Suddenly he became this big big flirt. Started planning movie dates, wooing girls with Pani Puri and Gobi Manchurian became the order of the day, and the frequency of get-togethers suddenly increased, especially at P's place.

I sat back and just had fun. Until, P started getting me into trouble. I maintain this good reputation and rapport with everyone. Friends find me to be a good boy, a mom's kid. Suddenly, this P started gettin me a terrible reputation, exaggerated all my not-to-be-told stories, and made every person hate me.

Today, even strangers look at me disgustingly. If thats not enough, P even launched a blog kind of a thing and used it as a platform to reveal my dark secrets.

This is not revenge. Its just a warning to all of you. P is the kind of person every father warns their daughter about. There's a weirdo on the loose. You might be his next victim !!

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2 Comments:

At 3:50 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh absolutely...
I agree wit u buddy
Man i need to stay away from this " P ".
he stays close to my place
-Voltage V

 
At 3:58 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boy this P sure does sound wierd ;who is it ?

Are you referring to Prashanth of our class ;Wait there are more probabilities

Why the hell can't you be more specific so that even I can stay away from him?

 

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