Back ... with a bang

I’m back ... can you hear an explosion in your brains ???

There are a whole number of reasons why I’m back…

My well-wishers, who are so few in number, almost amounting to zero, said they wouldn’t mind much if I’m back online.

My enemy’s launched his own web-page and he’s using it as a platform to launch personal attacks on me. This is my avenue for revenge.

I love hearing the groan of people when they see my name in their inboxes.

I realized people are fed up of reading about Shilpa Shetty, Sanjay Dutt and Salman Khan. My life and my controversies sound more realistic, and everyone loves to laugh at my sorrows.

My senior wanted me back, and I blindly follow everything she says. Not because she’s my senior, but her eyes have a hypnotic power.

Off-late I see a lot of happy people, very few are having arguments at their work-place, they don’t fight with their wives anymore, and they have forgotten what sadness is. I can’t stand this. With me back, the number of divorce cases are gonna increase, people will lose their jobs, there will be no more peace, I shall bug them all with my stupid articles, and I’ll derive cynical pleasure out of all this.

No wonder the new theme of my blog is “ThE SmiLe RevOlutiOn”. Its my sincere attempt to take away your smiles :-)